GOATED CO.

This isn’t your average merch drop. This is for the meme kings, fashion rebels, and anyone bold enough to wear a goat on their chest like it’s a badge of honor. We’re talking graphic tees that slap harder than your WiFi during a Zoom call, fits so clean they make mirrors jealous, and streetwear that screams "I'm different" without you saying a word.

No rules. No chill. Just vibes. If you're here to blend in, you're in the wrong place. If you're here to be Goated, you're home.

LETS GO
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GOATED GENESIS

G.O.A.T. LIMITED HOODIE

One of the jewels of the GOATED GENESIS collection, with a sleek G.O.A.T. placed on your wrist and the iconic GOATED logo on the center... simple but to the point - Are you goated?

TAKE ME TO THE GOAT
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MEMEZ COLLECTION

DONT F*CK UP TEE

There's some mistakes you can't come back from... Like missing out on the ICONIC Don't F*ck up Tee - go check it out!

PLAN B
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MEMEZ COLLECTION

DND TEE

'Do Not Disturb' meets style - Shop our Sorry Missed Your Call shirt with DND icon.

SHOP THE DROP

We Are Goated

Goated isn't just a brand—it's a lifestyle built on memes, bold fits, and zero apologies. We live at the crossroads of streetwear and internet chaos, making gear that turns heads, sparks laughs, and brings main character energy.

Our drops are loud, limited, and made for the people who get it. Whether you're here for the irony or the drip, if you're wearing Goated, you're already one of us.